WHATEVER MAN

maybe i should go to bed, lol

i’m getting sleepy

Tbh I’m getting a little tired of all the sad headcanons too. They’re fun for a while but now it’s becoming dead Stoick jokes and repeating the same thing over and over again. We need your happy headcanons, Gothie.

awwwww, lol

hiccup helped fishlegs make his nerd dragon cards, bc fishlegs told him about making them and hiccup was like “bruh, that’s the best idea ever" and even carries some himself.

bc he’s a nerd

lajali:

I think we could use a lot more Eret content. He’s one of those “villains turned awkward family member” characters which is one of my FAVORITE tropes and his design is awesome and we haven’t even really explored what his relationship with Hiccup/Astrid/Gobber/Valka would be like afterwards and WOW I love Eret

peachdoxie:

Friendly reminder that the How to Train Your Dragon books feature a character with a canonical speech impediment.

Be the person Uncle Iroh knows you can be

half of the fandom wants to talk about sad headcanons

and i’m like “they have to clean up after their dragons, haha ew”

it’s p late, maybe i’m just tired lol

now i’m laughing bc in the movie series, it shows how cool and awesome dragons are.

and they do the same in the book series, but the book series also addresses stuff like

"tOOTHLESS, FOR FUCK SAKE, I SAID NO POOPING IN THE KITCHEN."

"T-T-T-TOOTHLESS WILL POO W-WHERE H-HE P-PLEASES!!"

"YOU SHOULD BE HOUSE-TRAINED BY NOW."

"M-MASTER’S BEING M-MEAN. T-T-TOOTHLESS IS G-GONNA DO A POO IN M-MASTER’S HELMET NOW."

"ARRGHHH!!"

avannak:

gothiethefairy:

u think some of the dragons in httyd mark their territory like how dogs do

like, “this tree?” -pees on it- “mine now”

Stormfly gets a little too friendly with Hiccup and Astrid’s baby…

Toothless responds by peeing on the child…keeping eye contact with the Nadder…glaring…

omg toothless no

peachdoxie:

gothiethefairy:

u think some of the dragons in httyd mark their territory like how dogs do

like, “this tree?” -pees on it- “mine now”

Maybe they just spit all over it, since dragon spit doesn’t wash out.

a dragon hawking a loogie and then spitting

u think some of the dragons in httyd mark their territory like how dogs do

like, “this tree?” -pees on it- “mine now”