i think i ate too much today
my abuilta just kept making so much food, and her cooking is so good
my stomach tho
partners in gun fixing
…there seems to be a theme i’ve got going smh
Pro tip: never keep a band-aid on for too long
you are a restaurant
you know what fine keep your band aid on til your finger turns old and musty see if I care
I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed
no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed
this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post
you know how toddlers tend to ramble about stuff they did/done? my 3-year old cousin told me this, and i had to refrain myself from laughing.
3-year old cousin: i don’t like “frozen”.
me: no? what don’t you like about it?
3-year old cousin: i don’t like “frozen” or the “frozen” songs, but my friends do but i don’t.
me: your friends?
3-year old cousin: yeah, my neighbors from downstairs. they ask me to come over to watch “frozen” and i did, but i didn’t like it.
me: yeah? well, that’s okay. it wasn’t really a good movie anyway. what’s your favorite movie?
3-year old cousin: curious george swings into spring and curious george a very monkey christmas.
me: ah, excellent choices.
Hey guess what everyone? Time to get excited because your favourite dragon is making his way back to Build a Bear this October! The exact date is still to be determined, but he’ll be there for sure and this time he will have a saddle that you can purchase separately.
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BUDDY *SLAMS HAND ON TABLE DRAMATICALLY* *slams hand on table AGAIN* *slams BOTH hands on table twice* *claps* *slams hands on table again* *claps* you’re a boy make a big noise playin in the street gonna be a big man some day you got mud on your face you big disgrace kickin your can all over the place SINGING we will we will rock you